What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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