some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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