That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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