question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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