I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
