I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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