But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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