I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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