How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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