For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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