it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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