Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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