I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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