Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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