his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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