who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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