I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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