I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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