Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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