oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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