I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
