Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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