This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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