This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just want nice things and good sex
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
jump out the window naked night went bad
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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