so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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