9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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