physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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