the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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