You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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