doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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