Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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