I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I queefed so loud it echoed.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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