I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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