hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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