She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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