I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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