How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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