Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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