I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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