im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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