No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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