Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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