Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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