STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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