I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I said "one day" and that day is not today
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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