did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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