: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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