That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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