It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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