Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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