After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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