oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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