If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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