in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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