i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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